Our messenger bags are a big family. Elephantitus is the older, bigger, tougher brother, while babycandy is the newest cutest addition to the family. Their lives revolve around bikes, and as such have specific biking features including blinky light attachment points, adjustability on the fly and D-lock holsters. The family hates being wet, and so each features unique brightly coloured weatherproof liners, coupled with hardwearing outers.

They are different. They stand out from the crowd... but they dont mind. They like the attention. Besides, they can hold their own in a haul contest if it came to it...

Dirtification Guarantee

We want our bags to last, and we also want to do the best by the environment. Sometimes this means we use technicially old materials in our products, such as billboard linings in our bags. Well we guarantee our gear is good. We've used it, abused it, and dirtified it way before we even offered it to you guys. And it didn't fall apart on us. But sometimes mistakes happen; just ask my mate whose beer goggles made him think an electric fence was a good urinal. So if our bags do fall apart on you within twelve months of purchase, we’ll repair or replace it. 

This dirtification guarantee covers all our bags in this range.  You crash into a car during an alley cat and your bag gets cut up worse than a Chucky victim, we’ll repair or replace it.  If the stitching fails because you decide it would be funny to carry acid home from the pool shop, we’ll repair or replace it.  And if the buckles fail because your dog has a thing for black plastic, that too we’ll repair or eplace.
Be warned though, we only cover our bags – not the stuff inside, around or beside our bags.  So if your aluminium iBook becomes an iMess during a two pot race, that’s not our fault; nor do we cover it.

We like our gear to last, so if you want non-warranty repairs done to give it a new lease on life, send it in so we can give it a full facial and Botox treatment.
What the hell is dirtify?